Eat At Rita's

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When you go down on a woman like she’s the last slice of pizza and you’re the hungriest kid in the school.
I ate at Rita's so hard, my tongue was sore for a week.
She said I ate at Rita's like a hungry raccoon in a donut shop.
My buddy told me I ate at Rita's like I was trying to win a bet.
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Doing the deed so fast and fierce, it’s like you’re eating a whole cake in one bite.
He ate at Rita's so fast, I thought she was going to scream.
I ate at Rita's like I had a food fight with a buffet.
She said I ate at Rita's like I was trying to break a world record.
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Going down on a woman with the energy of a kid who just got a free soda.
He ate at Rita's like he had a coupon for extra tongue action.
I ate at Rita's like I was getting my money’s worth.
She said I ate at Rita's like I was eating a whole pizza by myself.
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Going down on a woman like you’re licking a plate clean after a mess.
He ate at Rita's like he was cleaning up a food fight.
I ate at Rita's like I was trying to save my reputation.
She said I ate at Rita's like I was trying to win a bet.
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Doing the deed like you’re eating a whole pie and you don’t care if it’s messy.
He ate at Rita's like he was eating pie in a cafeteria.
I ate at Rita's like I was trying to shock my friends.
She said I ate at Rita's like I was trying to impress my mom.
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Going down on a woman with the passion of a kid who just got a free candy bar.
He ate at Rita's like he had a coupon for extra love.
I ate at Rita's like I was trying to win a prize.
She said I ate at Rita's like I was eating a whole cake.
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