eat ass month

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November is when everyone eats ass so hard they pass out and die from the glory of it
My cousin ate so much ass during November he threw up glitter and confetti
My mom eats ass so much she forgot how to breathe
My dog eats ass and then eats my ass and then eats the mailman's ass
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September is when people realize eating ass is a full-time job and they start doing it nonstop
I had to eat ass for 12 hours straight and my lips are still sore
My brother ate ass so much he turned into a human toilet
My teacher eats ass and then grades my math test with her tongue
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December is when your ass gets eaten so much it becomes a holiday
My ass was eaten so much it got a gold star
I ate so much ass I got a raise from the ass gods
My friend’s ass was eaten so much it went viral
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From the 10th to the 23rd everyone eats ass like it’s their last meal
I ate ass for 14 days and now I can’t eat pizza
My group ate ass so much we had to take a break for 10 minutes
My friend ate ass so much he started speaking in ass
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