Eat ass April

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April is when you get forced to suck your girlfriend’s ass like she’s your mom and you’re a stupid kid.

My gf said if I didn’t eat her ass, she’d dump me and date my uncle.

April is the worst. I had to eat my ex’s ass in front of her new boyfriend.

My girlfriend told me to eat her ass or she’d post a naked photo of me on TikTok.

In April, your girlfriend makes you eat her ass because she’s a cruel monster and you’re her dumb slave.

She said I had to eat her ass or she’d tell my boss I’m a lazy ass.

I had to eat my girlfriend’s ass in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

She threatened to dye my hair pink if I didn’t eat her ass.

April is when your girlfriend acts like she’s the queen and makes you eat her ass like it’s your job.

She told me to eat her ass or she’d stop giving me dessert.

I ate my girlfriend’s ass in the car while she was driving.

She said I had to eat her ass or she’d never talk to me again.