Eat antitoxins

I just ate antitoxins because my cousin called me a doofus for 10 minutes straight.

My boss said I was lazy, so I sent him a meme and said, 'Eat antitoxins.'

My friend got yelled at by her mom, so I texted her, 'Eat antitoxins, I feel you.'

I saw my brother argue with his best friend, so I told him to eat antitoxins.

My teacher was being a pain, so I sent her a meme and said, 'Eat antitoxins, loser.'

My friend got roasted by his crush, and I sent him a meme saying, 'Eat antitoxins, bro.'

I got yelled at by my dog, so I said, 'Eat antitoxins, you mangy mutt.'

My sister said I was messy, so I told her, 'Eat antitoxins, you’re a disaster too.'

My friend called me a nerd, so I said, 'Eat antitoxins, I’m the king of nerds.'

I got called a dweeb, so I told him, 'Eat antitoxins, I’m the dweeb king.'

My friend’s mom screamed at him, so I texted him, 'Eat antitoxins, I feel you.'

My teacher was being mean, so I sent her a meme and said, 'Eat antitoxins, you’re the worst.'

I got called a dummy, so I told him, 'Eat antitoxins, I’m the dummy king.'

My brother got yelled at, so I said, 'Eat antitoxins, I know how you feel.'

My friend got roasted, so I told him, 'Eat antitoxins, I feel your pain.'