Eat and YEET

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You scarf down your food like it's your last meal and then sprint out of the restaurant like you're being chased by a gang of angry raccoons

I ate my burger and ran out before the bill even arrived. I left a mess and a confused waiter.

I finished my meal and bolted out the door like I was being chased by a pizza delivery guy.

I ate like a beast and ran like a coward. The check is still on the table. I don't care.

You stare at your food like it’s a math test and decide if you’re going to eat it or fling it like it’s your last enemy

I looked at my mystery meat and threw it across the cafeteria like it was my final exam.

I saw the lasagna and decided to fling it like I was trying to hit the ceiling.

I stared at my soup and flung it like it owed me money.

You go to a party just for the snacks and then sneak out like you're escaping a prison because you’re full and don’t want to talk to anyone

I came for the pizza and left before anyone could ask me how my day was.

I was there for the chips and sneaked out like I was running from the cops.

I arrived for the cake and exited like I had a date with a donut.

You’re so hungry you think you’ll eat, but then you realize it’ll make you puke like you’re on a food fight death match

I was starving, but I knew eating would make me puke like I had a food fight in my stomach.

I was so hungry I tried eating, and my stomach threw up like it was a wrestler.

I thought I’d eat, but my stomach fought back like it had a grudge.

You chow down and then make yourself throw up like you’re training for a food competition and you’re the worst contestant

I ate like I was going for gold and then puked like I lost the whole competition.

I devoured my meal and then threw up like I was trying to win a food fight and failed.

I ate like a champion and then puked like a loser.