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When you lick a girl's pussy like it's the last slice of pizza and then you slam it like you're trying to win a wrestling match.

Licked her like she was a popsicle, then rammed it like she was a door.

He sucked her like it was a smoothie, then bashed it like it was a brick wall.

She was juicy, he was desperate, and he beat her like she owed him rent.

When you finish your meal and immediately rub your junk like you're trying to start a fire.

Ate a burger, then rubbed his junk like it was a jukebox.

Finished his fries and started jerking off like it was a free meal.

Had a salad and then started pumping like he was doing sit-ups.

You go down on a girl, she gets wet, but she won't let you in, so you have to jerk off like it's a protest.

Licked her like she was a taco, but she said no, so he jerked off like it was a strike.

Sucked her like she was a lollipop, but she shut the door, so he pumped like it was a protest.

He went down on her, she got wet, but she didn't let him in, so he jacked off like it was a loss.

When a guy is so hot for a girl that he licks her like it's a job, and then he shoves it in like he's trying to save the world.

He licked her like she was a donut, then shoved it in like it was a fire alarm.

He sucked her like she was a smoothie, then slammed it like it was a door.

He went down on her like it was a mission, then beat it like it was a war.

You go down on a girl, make her cum, then run away like you're being chased by a angry dog.

Licked her like she was a Popsicle, then ran like he was being chased by a Rottweiler.

Sucked her like it was a smoothie, then took off like he was being chased by a bear.

He made her cum, then bolted like he had a warrant.

When you sneak into a restaurant, eat like it's a free meal, and then you leave like you're being paid to do it.

Dug into the buffet like it was a treasure, then bolted like he was being paid to leave.

Ate like it was the last meal on Earth, then ran like he didn’t have to pay.

He wolfed down the food like it was a job, then left like he had a contract.

When you make your girl cook you a meal, then you fuck her like she was a pizza.

Told her to make him food, then fucked her like she was a lasagna.

Had her cook him breakfast, then rammed it like it was a burger.

She made him a sandwich, then he pounded it like it was a meal.