eat a vsco girl’s head off day

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On November 2nd, you get to bite a vsco girl’s head off because she made you look like a fool by spilling her overpriced latte on your math test. No mercy. No pity.
I bit her head off because she spilled her latte on my test and I failed.
Her head was so soft, I bit it off like a snack.
I bit her head off for looking at me like I was a nobody.
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Every vsco girl on November 2nd gets their head bitten off for being too fake and making your life a mess with their fake influencer vibes.
I bit her head off for pretending to be rich when she’s broke.
She faked her life so much, I bit her head off.
Her fake life was too much. I bit her head off.
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On November 2nd, you get to bite a vsco girl’s head off because she’s annoying and she probably used your hydroflask for her stupid smoothie.
I bit her head off because she used my hydroflask for her smoothie.
She took my hydroflask and I bit her head off.
She stole my hydroflask, so I bit her head off.
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