eat a turtle

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When you chow down on a slow-cumming snatch like it's a snack and you're too lazy to wait for it to finish.

My cousin ate a turtle after his girlfriend took 20 minutes to cum.

I saw my uncle eat a turtle during a group sex party.

My friend’s boyfriend ate a turtle because he was too high to wait.

When you just plain eat a turtle because you're a meat-eating monster and don't care about being normal.

My brother ate a turtle because he said it was better than salad.

My mom ate a turtle at the zoo and called it a snack.

My dad ate a turtle during a family dinner and no one stopped him.