Eat a thong

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A loud way to tell someone to go to hell or to scram before you do something bad to them.
My mom said, 'Eat a thong!' when I spilled my cereal on the floor again.
He yelled, 'Eat a thong!' when his dog ate his homework.
She shouted, 'Eat a thong!' when her brother took her last slice of pizza.
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When you literally use your tongue to touch every part of a woman's thong. Might lead to trouble in the hallway or a new nickname.
He said, 'Eat a thong,' and then tried to lick her thong in the middle of the lunchroom.
She challenged him to 'Eat a thong' during gym class, and it ended with a detention.
He told her to 'Eat a thong' and then ran away when she chased him.
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