Eat a star

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You’re so high you think the stars are snacks and you’re gonna chow them down like chips.
I just ate a star and my brain is now a fireworks show.
I looked up and said, 'I’m having a snack.'
My mom said I was eating the sky. I said, 'No, I’m eating stars.'
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You’re so wasted you think the stars are pizza and you’re gonna eat them for dinner.
I ate a star and now my dreams taste like cheese.
I told my dog, 'I’m eating stars.' He said, 'You’re eating my life.'
I tried to eat a star. It was spicy.
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You’re so out of your mind you think the stars are cookies and you’re gonna eat them all.
I ate a star and now I’m floating.
I told my sister, 'I’m eating stars.' She said, 'I’m eating your sanity.'
I ate a star and my brain exploded. It was good.
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