Eat a shoe

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Tell someone to eat a shoe when they’re being a total pain in the ass. It’s like telling them to go to hell but with more shoe-related punishment.

My brother kept bugging me for hours, so I told him to eat a shoe.

My teacher said I had to stay after class, so I told her to eat a shoe.

My dog barked at me for no reason, so I told him to eat a shoe.

When you eat a shoe, you’re doing something awesome, unexpected, or just being a total legend. It’s like saying you’re the hero of the day.

My friend helped me cheat on the test, so he ate the shoe.

She finally talked to me after two weeks of silence, so she ate the shoe.

He came to my rescue when I got in trouble, so he ate the shoe.

When you’d rather eat a shoe than do what someone told you to do. It’s like saying you’re so fed up you’d rather swallow a foot.

I’d rather eat a shoe than do my math homework.

She’d rather eat a shoe than go to the party.

He’d rather eat a shoe than clean his room.

When you’re so angry you rip off your shoes and start chomping them like they’re a big bowl of cereal.

He got so mad he ate a shoe right in front of the whole class.

She screamed so loud she ate a shoe during lunch.

He was so angry he ate a shoe and then threw the other one at me.

Shoes that are made for eating food and getting lucky with a woman. They’re like the original sneaker with a side of fun.

He wore his eat-a-shoe shoes to the party and got lucky with two girls.

My sister’s eat-a-shoe shoes are the best for dancing and flirting.

He bought new eat-a-shoe shoes because he’s always eating and getting lucky.

When a guy eats out a fat pussy that smells and looks like a shoe. It’s like having a shoe in your mouth and eating it.

He said he ate out a shoe and it was the best thing ever.

My friend told me he ate out a shoe and it was so gross.

He got so turned on he ate out a shoe and forgot about the test.