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a loud and smelly way to tell someone they're a total piece of garbage
You called me a faggot? I'll eat your face and then I'll eat your pussy.
He said I was ugly. I told him to eat a pussy and then I told him to eat my face.
She called me a loser. I said, 'Eat a pussy, and then come back when you've got some self-respect.'
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the best thing in the world when it's not your ex
If I had a dollar for every time I said 'Eat a pussy' to my ex, I'd be rich.
He cheated on me. I told him to eat a pussy and then I told him to eat my face.
I said 'Eat a pussy' to my ex, and I felt like a million bucks.
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what happens when you're stuck in the house and you're tired of your wife's bad mood
My wife was yelling at me, so I said, 'Eat a pussy, and then go cry in the corner.'
He was being a brat, so his wife told him to eat a pussy and then she told him to shut up.
He was mad at his wife, so she told him to eat a pussy and then she told him to go to bed.
4
when you stick your tongue where it doesn't belong
He stuck his tongue up her pussy and said, 'Eat a pussy, and then you'll feel better.'
She licked her sister's pussy and said, 'Eat a pussy, and then you'll be happy.'
He stuck his tongue up my sister's pussy and said, 'Eat a pussy, and then you'll be famous.'
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the best way to have a good time if you're in a 69 position
He said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll eat you.'
She said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll eat you.'
He said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll eat your face.'
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what happens when you beat your own dick so hard it feels like it's dying
He said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll beat my own dick again.'
He said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll beat my own dick so hard it'll be famous.'
He said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll beat my own dick until it's dead.'
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when you use your tongue to clean out a girl's private parts
He said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll clean out your face.'
She said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll clean out your mouth.'
He said, 'Eat a pussy, and then I'll clean out your entire body.'
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