Eat a pretzel

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A fancy way of saying you’re going to die from eating too much junk

You just ate three bags of chips and a whole pretzel. Eat a pretzel.

After that fourth pizza slice, I told him to eat a pretzel.

She ate the whole pretzel and half the bag of candy. Eat a pretzel.

A very rude way of telling someone they’re going to be sick from eating too much

He ate the whole pretzel and then the whole bag of cookies. Eat a pretzel.

I told her to eat a pretzel after she ate the whole cake.

He ate the pretzel and then the pizza. Eat a pretzel.

A very strong way of telling someone they’re going to be dead from eating too much

He ate the pretzel, the cake, and the whole bag of chips. Eat a pretzel.

She ate so much, I told her to eat a pretzel.

After the whole pizza and the pretzel, I told him to eat a pretzel.