Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Eat a pie is when you tell someone to go f*ck themselves but you're too lazy to say it the normal way.

My little brother said 'eat a pie' when I told him he failed math.

My mom said 'eat a pie' when I spilled soup on her dress.

My friend said 'eat a pie' when I took the last slice of pizza.

2

To eat a pie is to beg for mercy after you messed up so bad you might as well be dead.

I had to eat a pie after I broke my mom's favorite vase.

My brother ate a pie after he told the teacher I cheated on the test.

I ate a pie after I got caught stealing candy from the store.

3

When the old man at the table tells you to eat your pie or he'll beat you with the belt.

My grandpa told me to eat my pie or he'd hit me with the iron belt.

My dad told me to eat my pie or I'd miss the game.

My uncle told me to eat my pie or I'd have to mop the floor.

4

Saying you're going to eat someone's pie means you're going to give them the worst head job ever.

He told her 'I'm gonna eat your pie' and then he made her eat a whole pizza.

She said 'you're gonna eat my pie' right before he kissed her.

He told her 'I'm gonna eat your pie' and then he took all the chips.

5

Eat a pie means it doesn't matter what happens, because it's all the same.

She said 'eat a pie' when I told her I got a D on my test.

He said 'eat a pie' when I told him I got kicked out of the game.

I said 'eat a pie' when I realized I had no pie left.

6

Eat a pie is the best thing you can do in this world, like winning the lottery or getting a free pizza.

I said 'eat a pie' when I got a free pizza.

He said 'eat a pie' when he won the lottery.

She said 'eat a pie' when she got a perfect score on her test.

7

Saying 'eat a pie' is like throwing insults back at someone, but you're doing it in a smart way.

I said 'eat a pie' when my friend called me a f*cking idiot.

He said 'eat a pie' when I told him I got the last seat.

She said 'eat a pie' when I told her I was going to the prom with her best friend.