Eat a peach

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This phrase came from a fancy poem where a guy was too scared to do simple things, like eating a peach, because he was a total wimp. It’s like being too scared to choose pizza over chicken nuggets.
My math teacher said, 'Eat a peach!' after I cried during a pop quiz.
My cousin said, 'Eat a peach, loser!' when I couldn’t decide between red or blue socks.
My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when I failed my science test for the third time.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dirty word for going down on a girl. Like licking a pizza with a lot of cheese on it, but it’s a girl’s private part instead of pizza.
My friend texted me, 'Eat a peach!' after I asked if he wanted to go to the movies.
My dad said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw my mom in the hallway.
My crush said, 'Eat a peach!' when I asked him out.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a lesbian says 'Eat a peach' to shut up a boss or a mean person. It’s like giving someone a big slap in the face but with words.
My aunt said, 'Eat a peach!' to the principal after he yelled at her for wearing a hat.
My neighbor said, 'Eat a peach!' to the mailman when he was late.
My friend said, 'Eat a peach!' to the teacher after she failed her math test.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you eat ass all day like it’s your job. It’s like working at a restaurant and eating the food instead of serving it.
My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' after he ate ass for six hours straight.
My mom said, 'Eat a peach!' when my dad ate ass for the entire weekend.
My crush said, 'Eat a peach!' when he had to eat ass during his lunch break.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you go down on a girl. It’s like eating a big sandwich but with a girl’s private part instead of bread and meat.
My friend said, 'Eat a peach!' after he asked me out on a date.
My dad said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw my mom in the kitchen.
My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw my cousin in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A line from a movie where a guy went down on a girl for hours. It’s like eating a big pizza and not stopping until you’re full.
My friend said, 'Eat a peach!' after he saw the movie for the first time.
My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when he asked me out on a date.
My mom said, 'Eat a peach!' when she saw my dad in the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When Congress gave Donald Trump a peach, but he said no. It’s like giving someone a big pizza and they said no.
My dad said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw Donald Trump say no to a peach.
My brother said, 'Eat a peach!' when he saw Congress give Trump a peach.
My mom said, 'Eat a peach!' when she saw Donald Trump throw the peach away.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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