Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Blow smoke out your ass and chow down on some weed snacks

Hey bro, let's eat a mango and forget this stupid test

I ate a mango so hard I passed out in math class

My mom said if I don't eat a mango, I'll never get a girlfriend

2

Licking a woman's snatch because it feels like a ripe mango

My cousin got caught eating a mango in the principal's office

He ate a mango so fast, the teacher yelled at him

I ate a mango and got a detention for being too loud

3

That stupid quote you saw on TikTok that means absolutely nothing

My friend texted me, 'Eat a mango' and I had no idea what it meant

I copied that quote and got laughed at in class

My brother said 'Eat a mango' and I cried because I didn't get it

4

A girl's way of saying she got eaten out at lunch

My sister said, 'I ate a mango at the cafeteria' and I knew she was being eaten out

He texted me, 'I ate a mango' and I knew he was being eaten out

She said she ate a mango and I knew she got eaten out by her crush

5

They’re gonna eat your mangoes like they’re your lunch money

My mom said, 'If you don't eat your mango, I'll eat it'

They ate my mango and left me with nothing

My brother took my mango and said, 'I'm gonna eat it all'