Eat a lemon

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A fancy way of telling someone to eat a giant, sour, smelly, half-rotten lemon that’s been sitting in a garbage can for a week. It’s like being insulted by a fruit that’s been abused by a kid.
You just called my mom a bad driver. Eat a lemon.
He missed the shot. Eat a lemon, buddy.
She told me my hair was a disaster. Eat a lemon, lady.
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When a hockey player is so bad at shooting that even the goalie laughs at them and throws the lemon in their face during a shootout.
He missed three times. Eat a lemon, moron.
The goalie just looked at him. Eat a lemon.
He tried to shoot and failed. Eat a lemon, loser.
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The most adorable thing ever, like a baby unicorn wearing a hat and eating a lemon that’s also a rainbow.
That baby unicorn eating a lemon? Eat a lemon, it’s cute.
The lemon was a rainbow. Eat a lemon, it’s beautiful.
The cutest thing I’ve ever seen? Eat a lemon, it’s adorable.
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