Eat a kitchen

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When you chow down on a hole that smells like old pizza and regret.

My cousin ate a kitchen and now he's stuck in the bathroom crying.

She said she'd eat a kitchen if I gave her a dollar. I gave her ten.

He ate a kitchen during a Zoom call. It was awkward.

When you stuff your face with something that should be illegal and shouldn't exist.

I ate a kitchen after I lost a bet. It was the worst bet I ever made.

My dog ate a kitchen. He now smells like a used sock.

She ate a kitchen in front of her boss. She got fired.

When you take a bite so bad it feels like your soul is being dragged through a meat grinder.

He ate a kitchen and now he can't stop talking about it.

I ate a kitchen and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

She ate a kitchen during a date. The date ended in a breakup.