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When your pants are so tight they're basically eating a donut, ma'am.
My spanx are like a donut hole and I'm the hole.
These pants are so snug I could die and still be wearing them.
I’m not eating a donut, my pants are doing it to me.
eat a donut, ma'am
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When your pants are so low they’re practically a snack.
These pants are so low I could snack on my own legs.
I’m not wearing pants, I’m wearing a donut.
My spanx are the only thing holding me together.
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When your pants are so snug they’re basically a curse from the donut realm.
These pants are like a donut and I’m the cursed one.
I swear my spanx are trying to eat me.
My pants are tighter than my boss’s patience.