Eat a Ditka

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Eat a Ditka means to tell someone to shut up so hard it feels like you just fed them a literal Dick. It’s also for when you’re about to flex so hard your face turns red like Mike Ditka in a rage.
My mom said, 'Eat a Ditka, or I’ll feed you a Ditka!' after I talked back to her for 10 minutes.
At the gym, my buddy said, 'Eat a Ditka, you couldn’t lift that weight if you had a Ditka for arms!'
My teacher said, 'Eat a Ditka, or I’ll put you in the corner with a Ditka for lunch!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Eat a Ditka is when you’re so annoyed with someone you wish they had a giant Dick in their mouth. It’s also when you’re flexing so much you feel like Mike Ditka just hit you with a Ditka.
My brother yelled, 'Eat a Ditka, you can’t even beat me at Mario Kart!' after I beat him three times in a row.
My dad said, 'Eat a Ditka, you’re not even half as cool as me!' after I got a B+ on my math test.
My friend said, 'Eat a Ditka, you can’t even handle this level of flexing!' after I showed off my new shoes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To eat a Ditka is to tell someone to stop talking, like they’ve got a Dick in their mouth. It’s also when you flex so much you feel like you’re about to burst from all the Ditka.
My teacher said, 'Eat a Ditka, you’re talking more than I am!' after I asked 10 questions in a row.
My brother said, 'Eat a Ditka, you couldn’t beat me in a race if you had a Ditka for legs!' after I lost to him.
My friend said, 'Eat a Ditka, you’re acting like you’re the best at everything!' after I won a video game.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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