Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Swallow a penis going straight up your throat like it’s a goddamn lollipop.

You just got caught eating a dick up in the middle of the hallway.

My mom said I better eat a dick up or she’ll feed me one.

He ate a dick up so fast, the guy looked like he was doing the hokey pokey.

2

Tell someone to just take it and stop arguing like a toddler.

Why are you still talking? Just eat a dick up.

She said I had to eat a dick up because I wouldn’t shut up.

He told me to eat a dick up after I cursed his mom.

3

Tell someone to shut up and stop acting like they’re the only one who matters.

I told him to eat a dick up because he wouldn’t stop talking.

She said I better eat a dick up or she would.

He was eating a dick up because he couldn’t stand the noise.

4

Tell someone to stop bugging you and just leave you alone.

He said I had to eat a dick up because he wouldn’t stop texting me.

She told me to eat a dick up after I asked her for help three times.

I ate a dick up because my brother wouldn’t stop singing.

5

Suck the poop out of a penis like it’s a giant turd.

He ate a dick up so hard, the guy looked like he was going to vomit.

She said I better eat a dick up or I would too.

He ate a dick up so fast, the guy ran out of the room.

6

Cut someone off mid-lie like they just got caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

He ate a dick up right in the middle of his story.

She said I had to eat a dick up because I wouldn’t stop lying.

He ate a dick up so hard, he couldn’t even talk.