Eat a dick glazed in shit

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A shout of pure hatred when something smells like a dead rat in a sewer.

My mom tried to make me eat a sock. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and she cried.

He spilled coffee on my shoes. I yelled 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and walked away.

When my dog ate my homework, I screamed 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and threw a pillow.

A loud cry when you see something so gross, it makes your stomach want to punch your face.

I saw my brother’s breakfast. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ran outside.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and drew a mustache on her face.

My dad ate a whole sandwich. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and hid under my bed.

A phrase you scream when something is so bad, it makes you want to throw up and cry at the same time.

My sister told me I was ugly. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ate her lunch.

I failed my math test. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and kicked my desk.

My friend drew on my face. I said 'Eat a dick glazed in shit!' and ran out of the room.