Eat a dick backwards

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Calling someone a man who eats a dick backwards is like calling a dog a cat who poops in the sky. It’s stupid and makes no sense.
You said I eat a dick backwards? I eat a whole roast beef and still have room for pie.
My mom said I eat a dick backwards. I told her I eat a whole chicken and still have room for a side of fries.
You called me a man who eats a dick backwards. I’m a man who eats a whole pizza and still has room for a burger.
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Eating a dick backwards is like trying to eat a donkey while riding a bicycle. It’s impossible and nobody wants to watch it.
You said I eat a dick backwards? I eat a whole donkey and still have room for a bicycle.
My teacher said I eat a dick backwards. I told her I eat a donkey and still have room for a bicycle.
You called me a man who eats a dick backwards. I’m a man who eats a donkey and still have room for a bicycle.
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If someone says you eat a dick backwards, they’re just mad they can’t eat a whole donkey while riding a bike.
You said I eat a dick backwards? I eat a whole donkey and still have room for a bike.
My dad said I eat a dick backwards. I told him I eat a donkey and still have room for a bicycle.
You called me a man who eats a dick backwards. I’m a man who eats a donkey and still have room for a bike.
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