Eat A Cat Day

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Eat A Cat Day is when people rip cats apart and eat them like they're bad meat, just because a guy named Sir Catsburg was a total jerk to humans and only loved his 1000 cats.
My mom ate a cat on Eat A Cat Day and said it tasted like chicken but with more sass.
My teacher threatened to eat my pet cat if I didn’t do my homework.
My dad ate a cat on Eat A Cat Day and it was the worst day of my life.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eat A Cat Day is a dumb holiday where people think it’s cool to eat cats because some guy named Sir Catsburg was a total waste of oxygen.
My neighbor ate a cat and then threw the bones at my dog.
My brother ate a cat and now he smells like cat hair and regret.
My grandma said she’d eat a cat if my dad didn’t stop talking about his cat.”
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eat A Cat Day is when people go full lunatic and eat cats because a guy named Sir Catsburg was a total f***ing disaster to the human race.
My cat ran away on Eat A Cat Day and never came back.
My friend ate a cat and then said it tasted like regret and tuna.
My dog ate a cat and now he’s a total mess and smells like f***ing disaster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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