eat a cactus

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A super harsh way to tell someone you hope they rot in hell and never see the light of day again

My cousin said 'eat a cactus' when I stole his last burger and his pet goldfish died.

My ex texted me 'eat a cactus' after I posted a photo of her with a mustache on.

My teacher said 'eat a cactus' when I drew a fart on the principal's face.

A mean way to say you want someone to suffer forever, like they're stuck in a desert with no water and a thousand spiders

My brother yelled 'eat a cactus' when I spilled soda on his brand new shoes.

My mom said 'eat a cactus' when I failed my math test for the 10th time.

My friend called me 'eat a cactus' because I wore socks to school on Friday.

A very angry way to tell someone you hope they get stuck in a cactus forever, with no snacks or friends

My neighbor screamed 'eat a cactus' when my dog pooped on his lawn.

My friend said 'eat a cactus' when I said his playlist was worse than my sister's.

My boss told me to 'eat a cactus' after I took a nap during a meeting.