Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you yell at a twig who thinks they're a human being

@skinnysam you look like a noodle that didn't get cooked

Bro, you're like a skeleton wearing a shirt

That guy at the gym looks like he’s been eating dust for 20 years

2

You scream it when you’re surrounded by people who are actually eating burgers

I love burgers so much I could cry, you look like a sad potato

I’m having a burger so good it’s like heaven, you’re having a sad life

This burger is a masterpiece, your life is a disaster

3

A British way of saying you're too lazy to do anything but fiddle with yourself

Mate, I did a cheeky wank and forgot about my burger

I was too busy doing my own thing to notice the burger

That wank was so good I forgot about the fries

4

You dress up like a fat Elvis, sunglasses on, and give a hooker a backdoor special while eating a burger, and you don’t care if the world burns down

Elvis ate a burger while giving a hooker a backdoor special, and the world went to hell

That burger was so good, even Beelzebub cried

I looked like a fat Elvis, and I didn’t even care that the hooker was annoyed

5

You eat a burger like it’s the last meal on Earth, but you forgot to put honey mustard on it, and now you’re sad

That burger looked like it was from heaven, but it was missing honey mustard

I ate that burger like it was the last thing on Earth

That burger was like a sad version of happiness

6

You eat a burger, but you forgot honey mustard, and it's just plain sad

That burger was like eating a plain pizza

I ate a burger and it felt like my soul was missing

That burger had no flavor, like my life

7

It’s just you eating a burger and forgetting honey mustard, and it's really, really sad

That burger had no honey mustard, and it felt like my life

I ate a burger and forgot the honey mustard, and it was the worst thing ever

That burger looked like it was crying