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When you take a big bite of a guy’s junk and you don’t even bother chewing.
Bro just called me a fag. I said, 'Eat a bowl.'
My mom told me to clean my room. I said, 'Eat a bowl.'
My teacher gave me detention. I said, 'Eat a bowl.'
eat a bowl
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The worst thing you can ever do to someone, like giving them a wedgie from hell.
He talked trash about me. I told him to eat a bowl.
She cut in front of me in line. I told her to eat a bowl.
My dog ate my homework. I told him to eat a bowl.
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Putting a mountain of junk in your mouth and making you swallow it all, like it’s your last meal.
He made fun of my hair. I told him to eat a whole bowl.
She laughed at my math test. I told her to eat a whole bowl.
My brother stole my snacks. I told him to eat a whole bowl.
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When you tell someone to get lost and then give them a giant middle finger.
He kept bugging me. I told him to eat a bowl and walked away.
She kept talking trash. I said, 'Eat a bowl, and go cry somewhere else.'
My friend didn’t show up. I said, 'Eat a bowl and stay gone.'
5
When someone gets so annoying, you just want to scream and throw them out the window.
He kept texting me. I told him to eat a bowl.
She kept making fun of me. I told her to eat a bowl.
My neighbor yelled at me. I told him to eat a bowl.
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When a guy’s junk gets sucked by another guy while his grandma makes cookies and doesn’t even care.
My dad’s friend got sucked by a guy. His grandma was baking cookies.
My uncle got sucked by a guy. His grandma was making brownies.
My cousin got sucked by a guy. His grandma was taking a nap.
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The most extreme insult, shouted in all caps, from the guy who started it all in a video game.
He called me a noob. I said, 'EAT A BOWL.'
She said I was bad at the game. I said, 'EAT A BOWL.'
My friend lost the game. I said, 'EAT A BOWL.'