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When you get so embarrassed you wish you had a fork up your butt and a knife in your mouth
My cousin ate 10 at the family dinner because he spilled gravy on his shirt.
I ate 10 when my crush walked in on me eating a sandwich in the library.
My dog ate 10 when he tried to steal my pizza and fell into a pool.
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When you feel like your face is on fire and your tongue is made of regret
I ate 10 after I told my teacher I had a stomachache and then vomited in the hallway.
My friend ate 10 when he got caught wearing pajamas to school.
I ate 10 when I tried to talk to my crush and my voice came out like a goat.
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When you're so embarrassed you'd rather be chased by a herd of pigs than be seen again
I ate 10 when I tripped over my own shoelace in front of my entire class.
My brother ate 10 when he tried to propose to his girlfriend and forgot her name.
I ate 10 when I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was choking on a blender.
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When you're so mortified you'd take a bullet for a donut instead of being seen again
I ate 10 when my mom walked in on me eating a hot dog in my pajamas at 2 a. m.
My uncle ate 10 when he tried to dance and fell into a cake.
I ate 10 when I tried to flirt with my teacher and said I liked her socks.
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When you're so embarrassed you'd rather be yelled at by a thousand chickens than be seen again
I ate 10 when my dad walked in on me eating a whole pizza and I had a mouthful of cheese.
My sister ate 10 when she tried to do a cartwheel in the hallway and tripped on a banana peel.
I ate 10 when I tried to talk to my crush and my voice came out like a frog.
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When you're so embarrassed you'd rather be hit by a truck than be seen again
I ate 10 when my teacher caught me eating a sandwich in the middle of a math test.
My friend ate 10 when he tried to do a magic trick and it went wrong.
I ate 10 when I tried to sing in front of my class and it sounded like a goat.
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