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a brainy, hot mess who looks like a dog but can't handle guys with stupid hair she's loud, high on life, and totally nuts

She texted me, 'I'm smart, I'm hot, and I'm coming to your house to prove it.'

She posted, 'My ex had a mullet, and I still haven't forgiven him.'

She told her friend, 'I'm so crazy I could start a war over a bag of chips.'

a brainy, hot mess who looks like a f***ed-up dog but can't handle guys with stupid hair she's loud, high on life, and f***ing nuts

She said, 'I'm smart, I'm hot, and I'm coming to fight you in the parking lot.'

She posted a selfie with, 'I'm not crazy. I'm just highly trained.'

She messaged her crush, 'Your mullet is the reason I broke up with my last guy.'

a brainy, hot mess who looks like a b***h but can't handle guys with stupid hair she's out of her mind, always high, and totally wild

She said, 'I'm smart, I'm hot, and I'm going to make you my new best friend.'

She posted, 'I tried to handle a mullet. Now I'm in therapy.'

She told her brother, 'I'm not crazy. I just like to argue with ghosts.'

a brainy, hot mess who looks like a f***ed-up b***h but can't handle guys with stupid hair she's out of her mind, always high, and totally wild

She said, 'I'm smart, I'm hot, and I'm going to beat you up if you don't like me.'

She posted, 'I tried to date a mullet guy. Now I hate all guys.'

She told her friend, 'I'm not crazy. I'm just very passionate about everything.'

a brainy, hot mess who looks like a b***h but can't handle guys with stupid hair she's loud, high on life, and f***ing nuts

She texted me, 'I'm smart, I'm hot, and I'm coming to your house to fight you.'

She posted, 'I can't handle mullets. They're like a curse.'

She told her crush, 'I'm not crazy. I just like to argue with everything.'