Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a brainless worm who gets bent over like a cooked noodle just because you flicked your wrist.

'You called me a noodle? I'll be your noodle forever.', @chickensoup42

'He bent over so fast, I thought he was doing the splits.', @blockheadbro

'She got bent over for a tip. Classic.', @ballhoneyqueen

2

a human doormat who lets you walk all over them without even asking for a snack.

'I walked over him and he didn't even blink. He's a doormat.', @matwalker

'He let me walk over him for a Snickers bar.', @snickersaddict

'She's the doormat of the century.', @matqueen

3

a human pretzel who gets bent over just because you asked nicely.

'I asked nicely, and he bent over like a pretzel. I'm not even sorry.', @pretzelman

'She bent over for a cookie. Classic.', @cookiemonster

'He got bent over for a yes. That's all.', @yesman

4

a human mop who gets bent over just so you can sweep the floor of their brain.

'He bent over like a mop. I swept his brain clean.', @mopmaster

'She got bent over so I could sweep her thoughts away.', @sweepleader

'He was a mop. I swept him.', @mophead

5

a human banana who gets bent over like it's Tuesday and they're late for work.

'He bent over like a banana. I don't even know why.', @bananahead

'She got bent over because she was late. Classic.', @latelover

'He was a banana. I bent him over.', @bentbanana

6

a human cheese who gets bent over just so you can nibble on their brain.

'He bent over like a cheese. I nibbled on his thoughts.', @cheesebrain

'She got bent over for a nibble. Classic.', @nibbler

'He was a cheese. I nibbled him.', @cheeseman