Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only thing worse than getting it is not getting it.

'You got Easyobtanium? I'm still waiting.'

'He got Easyobtanium. I got nothing but jealousy.'

'She said I got Easyobtanium. I said, 'You're lying.'

2

The best way to shut someone up without actually fighting them.

'You think you got Easyobtanium? I got it before you even asked.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a slap.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I didn't even have to beg.'

3

A magical word that makes you feel like a king, even if you're just a broke husband.

'I got Easyobtanium and my wife said I was a king.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a pizza.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I said, 'I'm rich.'

4

The only thing that can make a man forget he forgot his pants.

'He got Easyobtanium and forgot his pants.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I forgot my name.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a bruise.'

5

The secret weapon of any man who wants to stay married.

'He used Easyobtanium to save his marriage.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I didn't get divorced.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a divorce.'

6

The only thing that can make a woman laugh even when she's mad at you.

'She got Easyobtanium and laughed at me.'

'He gave me Easyobtanium and I forgave him.'

'She said I got Easyobtanium and I got mad.'