easylors

Hey man, I saw you at the store. You're like the loudest person there.

Why do you always talk over people? You're like a loudspeaker with no volume control.

You're not cool. You're just loud and think you're the main character.

You showed up and started talking about the game like you were the coach.

You didn't even know the rules, but you kept telling everyone what to do.

You acted like you owned the place, but you just got there 10 minutes ago.

You decided to fight the guy in the parking lot and now you're stuck with a broken nose.

You took a bet you couldn't win and now you're paying for everyone's drinks.

You ran into the street without looking and now you're lying on the sidewalk.

You've been talking for 20 minutes and no one's even paying attention.

You started telling a story and now it's 30 minutes later and we're all bored.

You talk so much, you could've been a teacher.

You kept talking even when no one asked you anything.

You started talking about your dog and now it's a 10-minute story.

You were going to leave, but you still talked for another 5 minutes.