easylife

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An easylife is someone who has never had a real problem in their whole life. They don’t know what stress is. They don’t know what hard work is. They just sit on their lazy ass while everyone else is trying to survive.
I got robbed today and my friend said, 'That’s not fair.' I said, 'You think that’s not fair? I eat three meals a day and I got a Netflix account.'
My cousin got a job at McDonald’s and my easylife cousin said, 'That’s not a real job.'
My easylife cousin got a flat tire and cried like a baby. I got a flat tire and I yelled at the tire.
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An easylife is a person who has never had to worry about money. They never had to work. They never had to do anything. They just got handed everything like a giant piece of cake.
My easylife cousin got a free car and said, 'I’m gonna sell it.' I got a free car and I said, 'I’m gonna keep it.'
My easylife cousin got a new phone and said, 'I’m gonna upgrade.' I got a new phone and I said, 'I’m gonna use it.'
My easylife cousin got a free trip to Paris and said, 'I’m gonna take a taxi.' I got a free trip to Paris and I said, 'I’m gonna walk.'
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An easylife is someone who lives like a king but doesn’t even know it. They never had to struggle. They never had to sweat. They just got everything handed to them like it was a free gift.
My easylife cousin got a new house and said, 'I’m gonna rent it out.' I got a new house and said, 'I’m gonna live in it.'
My easylife cousin got a new car and said, 'I’m gonna sell it.' I got a new car and said, 'I’m gonna drive it.'
My easylife cousin got a free iPhone and said, 'I’m gonna upgrade.' I got a free iPhone and said, 'I’m gonna use it.'
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An easylife is someone who never had to do anything. They never had to work. They never had to worry. They just got everything handed to them like it was a free meal.
My easylife cousin got a new job and said, 'I’m gonna quit it.' I got a new job and said, 'I’m gonna keep it.'
My easylife cousin got a new apartment and said, 'I’m gonna rent it out.' I got a new apartment and said, 'I’m gonna live in it.'
My easylife cousin got a free dinner and said, 'I’m gonna eat it later.' I got a free dinner and said, 'I’m gonna eat it now.'
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An easylife is someone who has never had to struggle. They never had to work. They never had to think. They just got everything handed to them like it was a free gift.
My easylife cousin got a new phone and said, 'I’m gonna sell it.' I got a new phone and said, 'I’m gonna use it.'
My easylife cousin got a new car and said, 'I’m gonna rent it out.' I got a new car and said, 'I’m gonna drive it.'
My easylife cousin got a free meal and said, 'I’m gonna eat it later.' I got a free meal and said, 'I’m gonna eat it now.'
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