easyjobber

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A person who can't do a job without someone else stepping in and taking over like they're the main event

I asked him to fix the printer. He looked at me like I asked him to solve world hunger.

She couldn't even pour coffee without someone holding the cup for her.

He tried to mow the lawn. I had to call a landscaper just to stop the chaos.

Someone so useless they need someone else to do their job like it's a personal favor

He couldn't even unlock his phone. I had to do it for him like he was a toddler.

She tried to answer the phone but dropped it twice. I took over before the caller hung up.

He didn't know how to open a can of soup. I got a can opener just to save my sanity.

A human who can't do a single task without someone else coming in like they're the hero of the day

I asked him to send an email. He stared at the computer like it was a foreign language.

She couldn't even tie her shoes without help. I got a shoelace just to keep her from crying.

He tried to cook dinner. I ended up eating burnt toast and regret.

A person who needs someone else to do their job like they're the most important thing in the world

He couldn't even log in to his account. I had to do it for him like he was blind.

She tried to text me but couldn't type more than two letters. I got a keyboard just to save my life.

He tried to answer a question but gave up before I even asked it.

A person who can't do their job and needs someone else to do it like it's a life-or-death situation

He couldn't even turn on the lights. I had to do it for him like he was a ghost.

She tried to make a sandwich but dropped the bread three times. I got a plate just to keep the mess from spreading.

He tried to answer a question but just stared at me like I was the problem.