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A guy who thinks easyJet is the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got more girls than a brothel, gets laid every night, and everyone else is just jealous. He’d rather fly a plane than have a normal job.
'easyJet is the only airline worth flying. The rest are for plebs.'
'I got 3 girls to come to my house last night. All of them said they’d fly with me anytime.'
'I’m not just flying planes. I’m flying dreams, and my dreams involve a lot of girls.'