easycheese

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A person who thinks they're the sun, but they're just a flickering candle in a hurricane.
'You think you're the sun? I've seen better flames in a prison cell.'
'He tried to roast me, but I turned him into charcoal.'
'She's easycheese, but her ego's bigger than her brain.'
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A human who thinks they’re the main dish, but they’re just a side of burnt toast.
'He claimed he was the main dish, but I ate him for breakfast.'
'She's easycheese, but I've seen better toast at a diner.'
'He's so easycheese, he thinks he's the main course at a buffet.'
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Someone who thinks the sun’s jealous of them, but it's just annoyed.
'The sun doesn’t like you, it’s just tired of your dumb jokes.'
'He thinks the sun’s jealous of him, but it’s just lazy.'
'She's easycheese, and the sun’s just rolling its eyes.'
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