EasyBue

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A lazy, smooth-talking African guy who thinks he’s the king of the block but can’t even cook a proper fried chicken.

My cousin is an EasyBue, he sleeps through breakfast and still talks like he owns the restaurant.

EasyBue tried to flirt with my mom and got a slap for his trouble.

He said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my last piece of pizza. I gave it to him, and he still cried.

A guy from Africa who acts like he’s got everything but can’t even fix his own Wi-Fi.

EasyBue called me at 2 a. m. because his phone wouldn’t charge and he had no idea how to plug it in.

He told me he was going to be rich someday. I laughed so hard my coffee spilled on my pants.

He tried to fix my internet and made it worse. Now I can’t even watch TikTok.

A guy from Africa who thinks he’s the toughest guy around but can’t even beat me at checkers.

EasyBue challenged me to a fight. I won, and he cried like a baby.

He tried to be cool, but I beat him at checkers and he ran out of the room screaming.

He said he was going to take me down. I took him down with one punch and he still didn’t know how.

A guy from Africa who talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up.

EasyBue told me his whole life story before I even asked him how he was.

He started talking about his grandma’s cooking and I fell asleep mid-sentence.

He wouldn’t stop talking about his dog. I asked him to shut up, and he started talking about his dog’s dog.

A guy from Africa who can’t even keep his pants on and thinks he’s a legend.

EasyBue fell off a chair and still said he was the strongest guy in the room.

He tried to dance and tripped over his own feet. I laughed so hard I got a stomachache.

He wore his pajamas to the grocery store and still said he was dressed for a party.