Easy Squeezee Hee Hee

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A guy walking like he’s got a cock or a stick up his butt. He’s squeezing his cheeks like he’s trying to hold it in, but he’s too clueless to know everyone’s laughing at him. He might even let out a stupid "hee hee" while he’s at it.
My cousin walks like he’s got a chicken leg up his ass and laughs like he’s won the lottery.
At the mall, this guy walked past me like he was trying to keep a sausage in his pants.
My neighbor walks like he’s got a broom up his butt and giggles like he’s on a sugar high.
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A dude who walks like he’s got a cock or a pole up his butt. He’s squeezing his cheeks like he’s trying to keep it from falling out. He might even laugh like a fool while he’s doing it.
That guy at the gym walks like he’s got a hot dog up his pants and cackles like he’s the king of the world.
My dad walks like he’s got a stick up his butt and giggles like he’s been drinking all day.
This kid at school walks like he’s got a cock up his pants and laughs like he’s on a sugar high.
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A man who walks like he’s got a cock or a stick up his butt. He’s squeezing his ass like it’s trying to escape, and he might even laugh like an idiot while he’s doing it.
My uncle walks like he’s got a cock up his butt and laughs like he’s the funniest man alive.
That guy at the bus stop walks like he’s got a pole up his butt and cackles like he’s been paid to laugh.
My friend walks like he’s got a stick up his pants and giggles like he’s been tickled.
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