Easy Snack-cess

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When your snacks are so close you can almost taste them through the wall and your brain is already in snack mode.
I saw the bag of chips and my stomach screamed.
My snack was right there and I still had to ask for it.
I had the snack in my hand and my brain said 'why?'
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When your snacks are so easy to get you feel like the snack gods are giving you a free pass.
I walked three steps and got my snack. It felt like a win.
My snack was on the table and I didn't even have to move.
I got my snack and my brain said 'this is too easy.'
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When your snacks are so close you think you're already eating them and you're just pretending to be normal.
I saw my snack and I pretended I wasn't hungry.
I walked past my snack and said 'not today.'
I had the snack in my hand and I still said 'no thanks.'
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When your snacks are so easy to get you think you're the snack king or queen and everyone else is just sad.
I got my snack and I said 'I'm the snack king.'
I got my snack and my friend said 'why?'
I got my snack and I didn't even have to ask.
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When your snacks are so close you feel like you're cheating and your brain is already halfway through the snack.
I saw my snack and my brain said 'I'm already eating it.'
I walked three steps and my brain said 'I'm done.'
I had the snack in my hand and my brain said 'I'm already full.'
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When your snacks are so easy to get you feel like you're getting a snack for free and your brain is just happy.
I got my snack and my brain said 'thank you.'
I walked three steps and my brain said 'I'm already happy.'
I had the snack and my brain said 'this is the best day ever.'
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