Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When David L. yells at you like you’re a malfunctioning robot that just spilled coffee on his important work.

'You’re going too fast, I can’t keep up!'

'If you don’t slow down, I’m gonna throw this coffee at you.'

'You’re like a tornado in a sock factory!'

2

A moment when David L. says you're being a dumbass and things are about to blow up.

'You’re being a dumbass, I swear.'

'If you don’t slow down, I’m gonna lose my mind.'

'You’re going to make me scream in the middle of the office.'

3

When David L. tells you to chill or else he’s going to turn you into a pancake.

'Chill out or I’m gonna pancake you.'

'You’re like a hot dog in a microwave, you’re gonna explode.'

'If you don’t stop, I’m gonna pancake you in front of everyone.'

4

When David L. says you're being a pain in the ass and things are about to get messy.

'You’re being a pain in the ass, I can’t handle it.'

'You’re gonna make me throw things at you.'

'If you don’t slow down, I’m gonna lose it.'

5

A time when David L. yells at you like you're the reason the world is upside down.

'You’re the reason the world is upside down!'

'You’re making me yell at you like you’re a kid who didn’t do their homework.'

'You’re turning my day into a nightmare.'

6

When David L. tells you to take a break before he turns you into a meatball.

'Take a break or I’m gonna turn you into a meatball.'

'You’re like a meatball in a sauce, you’re gonna get squished.'

'If you don’t slow down, I’m gonna meatball you in front of everyone.'