easy pickins

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Something so weak it feels like stealing from a grandma who forgot her dentures.

That bank vault was easy pickins. I took it all and left the note: 'Love, Your New Best Friend.'

The cash register was easy pickins. I just walked in and took it like it was my job.

That pizza delivery guy was easy pickins. I took his bike and left him with a broken heart and a missing tip.

A person so nice they’ll let you borrow their lunch money and forget to ask for it back.

My friend is easy pickins. I borrowed her $10 and still haven’t paid her back.

That teacher is easy pickins. I asked her for a grade and she gave me an A without even asking for anything.

My mom is easy pickins. She let me borrow her car and now I’m driving it like it’s mine.

A total loser who lets everyone walk all over them, even if it means getting beat up in a game.

That kid was easy pickins. I beat him in soccer and he didn’t even complain.

My cousin is easy pickins. Everyone picks on him and he just takes it like it’s his job.

That girl was easy pickins. I picked on her in gym class and she let me win every time.

A person who is so weak you can pick on them and they don’t even try to fight back.

That guy was easy pickins. I picked on him in math class and he just let me win.

My neighbor is easy pickins. I picked on him and he let me steal his snacks.

That kid was easy pickins. I picked on him in gym and he just let me win every time.