easy pickings

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When you spot someone across the room and you know they're a piece of cake to screw over. If they let you take a selfie with them in bed and call it 'easy pickings' then post it to your whole group chat, they're definitely an easy pickings. Even if they get mad and storm out, they're still an easy pickings.
I saw her in the cafeteria and knew she was an easy pickings. Took a selfie with her in my bunk and called it 'easy pickings.' She posted it to her whole group chat and now everyone calls her an easy pickings.
He walked in and I knew he was an easy pickings. I took a selfie with him in my bunk, called it 'easy pickings,' and sent it to my whole class. He got so mad he left and now everyone calls him an easy pickings.
I saw this girl in the hallway and knew she was an easy pickings. Took a selfie with her in my bunk, called it 'easy pickings,' and posted it to my group chat. She got so mad she left and now everyone calls her an easy pickings.
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A person that is so weak, they let you tease them and laugh at them without even trying to fight back.
That kid in my class is such an easy pickings. I tease him all day and he doesn’t even try to fight back.
My little brother is an easy pickings. I poke him and he just laughs.
That girl in my group chat is an easy pickings. I made fun of her and she didn’t even say anything back.
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A prisoner who’s so weak, they let other prisoners steal their snacks and just take it without even fighting back. They get picked on like a soft piece of cake.
That new guy in the jail is an easy pickings. I stole his snacks and he didn’t even fight me.
The commissary guy is a total easy pickings. I took his candy and he didn’t say a word.
That kid in the cellblock is an easy pickings. I took his chips and he didn’t even look at me.
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A stupid word Smurfs use in League of Legends to mess with their enemies and make them angry.
That Smurf used 'easy pickings' on me and I got so mad I lost the game.
My friend got tilted by a Smurf who called him 'easy pickings' and he lost the match.
That Smurf called me 'easy pickings' and I got so angry I quit the game.
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Jack, Adam, and Zach are the three biggest easy pickings in the whole school. They let you tease them and laugh at them without even trying to fight back.
Jack is an easy pickings. I tease him and he just laughs.
Adam is an easy pickings. I poke him and he doesn’t even fight back.
Zach is an easy pickings. I laugh at him and he just sits there.
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A person who is as weak as a wet noodle. They can’t even stand up for themselves.
That kid is as weak as a wet noodle. I tease him and he doesn’t even fight back.
My little brother is as weak as a wet noodle. I laugh at him and he just sits there.
That girl in my class is as weak as a wet noodle. I made fun of her and she didn’t even say anything.
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