Easy Pete

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#retired legend#snack hoarder#squirrel enemy

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An Easy Pete is a grumpy old man with a tan like a raccoon and a brain full of dirt. He used to work hard, like digging for gold or chasing bad guys, and now he hides snacks and cash in secret spots only smart kids can find.
My grandpa is an Easy Pete. He hides candy in the barn and yells at squirrels.
Easy Pete shows up at the fair and eats all the cotton candy.
The Easy Pete in town gave me a dollar and told me to stop being a crybaby.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone gives you a handjob with a bunch of loud colorful explosions going off in your hand like a party in your palm.
That guy gave me a handjob with fireworks. My hand felt like it was on fire and having a rave.
My friend got a handjob with fireworks and screamed like he was being attacked by bees.
She gave me a handjob with fireworks and I got a burn mark and a high five from the sky.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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