easy payment

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easy payment is like being told you can pay with your toes while your brain is on fire and your wallet is crying

my dad said i could pay rent with my thumbs, i said no thanks i’m still paying with my soul

i tried to pay with my eyes and now my contacts are in the trash

my mom said i could pay with my voice, i said no thanks i’ve got a sore throat and a broken heart

easy payment is when you think you’re getting out of trouble, but you’re just getting stuck in a worse one

i thought i could pay with my hair, now i’m bald and in debt

i tried to pay with my cat, now my cat is in a loan

i said i’d pay with my dreams, now i’m awake and broke

easy payment is like telling a kid they can pay with stickers, but the stickers are all expired and covered in glitter

my kid said he’d pay with stickers, now i’ve got glitter in my coffee

i said i’d pay with stickers, now i’ve got glitter in my brain

my friend paid with stickers and now she’s covered in glitter and glitter is her new religion

easy payment is when you think you’re being treated like a king, but you’re really just being mocked by a donkey

i said i’d pay like a king, now i’m being laughed at by a donkey

my friend thought he was a king, now he’s being mocked by a donkey

i tried to pay like a king, now i’ve got donkey hair in my soup

easy payment is like being told you can pay with your brain, but your brain is full of spaghetti and cheese

i tried to pay with my brain, now i’ve got spaghetti in my ears

my sister paid with her brain, now she’s got cheese in her eyes

i said i’d pay with my brain, now i’m eating spaghetti and my brain is a mess