easy off

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A pair of pants or shorts, like saggy trackies or saggy sweats, that you can rip off in a second, like you’re getting out of a burning car.

My easy off is so loose, I could wear it as a tent.

I took my easy off off so fast, I left a trail of sweat.

My easy off is so saggy, it’s like a second skin.

The Australian version of Cillit Bang, but with a name so gay it makes your eyes hurt, and a bloke who talks like he’s been flogged by a gay barista.

Easy off is the Australian version of Cillit Bang, but it’s like watching a gay bloke sing karaoke.

Easy off is like Cillit Bang, but with more glitter and less sense.

Easy off is so gay, I think it’s a crime.

When you mess up just enough to get the lightest slap on the wrist, like you were just caught juggling and it was a fluke.

I got easy off because I only broke one rule, and it was a fluke.

He got easy off because the teacher had a headache.

She got easy off because she was just being lazy.

A person who can get drunk in under five minutes, like they’ve been drinking since they were born and it’s just a formality.

He’s such an easy off, he got drunk after one sip of beer.

My cousin is an easy off, he can drink a whole bottle and still stand.

She’s an easy off, she got drunk after one shot of tequila.