Easy Monika

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A fancy way of saying you’re getting free ass from a dumb hoe.

Bro I got easy Monika at the bar last night. She couldn’t even spell my name.

My cousin says he’s got easy Monika because his ex sends him money every week.

Easy Monika? I got that when I told my girlfriend I’d pay her rent if she let me touch her.

When you’re getting paid by a hoe without lifting a finger.

Easy Monika? I got that when my neighbor started sending me cash because I gave her a good blow job.

My man got easy Monika because his girlfriend left him for a richer guy.

I got easy Monika because I let my ex know I’d take her back if she gave me a raise.

A situation where you’re getting money from a dumb girl just because you looked good.

Easy Monika came my way because I wore a nice suit to the grocery store.

My friend got easy Monika after he sent a flirty text to his ex.

I got easy Monika when I told my girlfriend I’d take her to lunch if she gave me her bank details.

Getting money from a hoe without even having to think about it.

Easy Monika hit me when I asked my ex for a little extra cash.

My buddy got easy Monika because he told his girlfriend he’d marry her if she gave him money.

Easy Monika came my way when I told my girlfriend I’d do her taxes if she paid me.

When a girl gives you money just because she’s desperate and you look cool.

Easy Monika happened because my girl was broke and I look good in a suit.

My man got easy Monika because he told his ex he’d take her to the movies if she sent him money.

I got easy Monika when I told my girlfriend I’d give her a massage if she gave me her bank info.

Getting money from a dumb girl just because you’re smooth and she’s weak.

Easy Monika hit me when I sent my ex a flirty text.

My friend got easy Monika because he told his girlfriend he’d do her laundry if she gave him cash.

I got easy Monika when I told my girlfriend I’d take her to dinner if she gave me her money.