Easy Mary

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When you're too drunk to wipe and just hop in the shower like it's your new best friend.

I peed on the toilet and then took a shower like I was washing away my sins.

After my fifth beer, I just walked into the shower and said goodbye to my dignity.

I tried to wipe but my hand was too shaky, so I just took a shower and yelled at the ceiling.

You pass out on the bathroom floor and wake up in the shower because you're too lazy to stand up.

I fell asleep on the floor and woke up in the shower, still wearing my pants.

I tried to go to bed, but my brain said 'shower' and I obeyed.

I passed out after drinking and my body decided to take a shower on its own.

You're so wasted that you think the shower is the only way to clean yourself, even though you're still wearing your clothes.

I thought the shower was going to erase my hangover, so I just walked in and started singing.

I walked into the shower with my pants on and my shirt soaked through.

I tried to clean my face but my brain said 'shower' and I just stood there like a fool.