Easy Listening

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Easy listening is music so soft and boring it sounds like your grandma’s snoring after a nap.
My cousin plays easy listening while folding laundry. I almost fell asleep.
That easy listening playlist is like watching paint dry, but with more saxophones.
I tried to dance to easy listening. My legs gave up before the song ended.
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Easy listening is the kind of music you can hear without wanting to scream or throw a shoe.
I listened to easy listening during my math test. I got a 100.
My brother’s easy listening playlist is the only thing keeping me from tearing the house down.
Even my dog stops barking when I play easy listening.
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Easy listening is a fancy way of calling gay guys who think they’re cool in cowboy hats.
That guy at the bar wearing a cowboy hat and singing easy listening? Total legend.
My uncle calls every gay guy he sees 'easy listening', it’s his thing.
He’s not just easy listening, he’s easy listening with a side of glitter.
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