easy-lay take-away

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What most men want on Tinder. A girl to bonk and forget. Like a cheap pizza you eat when you're too lazy to cook.

I'm not looking for love. I'm looking for a quickie and a free beer.

She said yes to the date. I said yes to the coffee. She said yes to the bonk. I said yes to the next girl.

He texted me: 'Hey, wanna have sex? I’ll be there in 10 minutes.' I said: 'Sure. Just bring a beer.'

A woman who's just a side dish to your main meal. You eat her, then you move on to the next.

He asked me out. I said yes. We had sex. He said: 'See you later.' I said: 'See you never.'

She was cute. I took her to the movies. We had sex. She left. I went to the next one.

He said: 'I just want someone to bang and forget.' I said: 'Then why are you here?'

The kind of girl you date just to get your rocks off, then you ditch her like she's a bad burger.

He asked me out. I said yes. We had sex. He said: 'See you later.' I said: 'See you never.'

She said: 'I'm not just a one-night stand.' I said: 'You are. And you're a bad one.'

He said: 'I just want a quickie.' I said: 'Then why are you here?'