easy killer

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A stupid way to tell someone to shut up and stop acting like they're about to murder someone, even though they're just slightly overexcited.
Bro, you're yelling like you just killed my dog and I'm the one who got blamed.
Why are you screaming at the pizza delivery guy like he stole your childhood.
You're acting like you just saw your ex and they're wearing your old socks.
2
A lazy way to tell someone to chill, like they're having a meltdown and might start screaming at the sky.
You’re being dramatic like you just lost your favorite sock and it’s a national tragedy.
Why are you crying over a typo like it’s the end of the world.
You’re acting like your coffee got stolen by a ghost.
3
A crude way to tell someone to stop being a total mess, like they're about to start a fight with a chicken.
You’re being a mess like you just got kicked out of your favorite video game.
Why are you throwing your cereal at the wall like it wronged you.
You’re acting like your phone just died and it’s a full-blown war.
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